Three Drunk Women?
Question by phlflyers1: Three Drunk Women?
Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes.”
The second says, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”
The third says, “No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a candle, and burned the whole house down!”
She begins to cry. The room falls silent. Finally, the first girl speaks up: “I don’t think you understand… Chunks is my dog!”
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