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do you like this joke??

Question by Snow Kid: do you like this joke??
there was a little kid billy he was 2 years old just joined the preschool..

it was really tough for him to learn new words..

so he decided to ask his dad…

“dad i want to learn new words but how”

well billy thats easy…

just cut and mix the words you already know just like milkshake and you will get a new word
“WOW!” said billy..

so next he was walking with his mother and saw two ppl with briefcase in their hands
comming out of a insurance company.

“MOMMY WHO ARE THESE GUYS” mommy said sweetheart”they are professionals”

wow said billy..he learned a new word..

than he saw a couple of kids comming out from a building..”Mommy where they are comming from”said billy..an educational “Institute” mother replied …wow said billy..he learned another new word.

next day he was sitting in his clasroom when his preschool teacher showed up in a very pretty red dress…she asked the class…”kids how do i look”
billy rememberd his fathers advise and instantly replied..

miss williams “your looking PROSTITUTE”…

GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it..

Best answer:

Answer by tessiemae
interesting…lol. =)

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“Tax Cut Deal Stalls In House” Does this mean that the Bush Tax Cuts are doomed? Why or why not? What say you?

Question by Caribou “QUIT” Barbie™: “Tax Cut Deal Stalls In House” Does this mean that the Bush Tax Cuts are doomed? Why or why not? What say you?
Lets review the results of the Bush tax cuts…..

– 7 million jobs lost (more than 4 million in manufactur­ing)
– $ 10 trillion of investment­­/retireme­n­t wealth evaporates in the markets
– $ 2 trillion invested overseas in cheaper labor markets than in the US
– First decrease, IN HISTORY, of middle class wages
– Year-to-ye­ar increase in inflation and insurance premiums

Best answer:

Answer by Brian
Probably not but the Bush tax cuts created 4 million new jobs and helped get us out of the Clinton recession..

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Is this really possible? Mutual funds vs Whole life insurance?

Question by ratmforever: Is this really possible? Mutual funds vs Whole life insurance?
I understand that the investment linked with whole life offers very little returns compared to real investments like mutual funds. Now I tried this online compound calculator http://www.math.com/students/calculators/source/compound.htm to see if mutual funds can really beat insurance “investments”.

I placed the following data in the calculator:
Years: 40
Percent Yield: 12%
Initial Balance: $ 500
Monthly Contribution: $ 100
Final Balance: $ 1,235,801.11

Is this data realistic in mutual funds? If so then it sure beats what whole life insurance offers and that the saying “Buy term invest the difference” is really true. So are these realistic figures or something wrong with the calculator ?

Best answer:

Answer by molly b
Whole life and mutual funds are two different breeds. Whole life insurance cannot earn more cash value than the death benefit unless you are doing Universal Life. If it does than you get hit with penalties. Mutual Funds can earn and lose money. There are no guarantees above simple interest. Whole life insurance will not lose it’s cash value, but will not gain as much either. Look also into annuities. They can be single premium immediate to monthly pay with several payout options. They are more stable than mutual funds and can earn a very nice return on the investment.

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Where is the origin of this Quote by Colonel Edward Mandel House?

Question by Lew-cid: Exactly where is the origin of this Quote by Colonel Edward Mandel Property?
He is attributed with giving a extremely comprehensive outline of the plans to be implemented to enslave the American folks. He stated, in a private meeting with Woodrow Wilson (President 1913 – 1921),

“Quite soon, every American will be necessary to register their biological property (that’s you and your children) in a national technique created to retain track of the folks and that will operate beneath the ancient system of pledging. By such methodology, we can compel individuals to submit to our agenda, which will impact our security as a charge back for our fiat paper currency. Each American will be forced to register or suffer becoming ready to operate and earn a living. They will be our chattels (property) and we will hold the security interest over them forever, by operation of the lawmerchant below the scheme of secured transactions. Americans, by unknowingly or unwittingly delivering the bills of lading (Birth Certificate) to us will be rendered bankrupt and insolvent, secured by their pledges. They will be stripped of their rights and offered a commercial value developed to make us a profit and they will be none the wiser, for not one particular man in a million could ever figure our plans and, if by accident one particular or two need to figure it out, we have in our arsenal plausible deniability. After all, this is the only logical way to fund government, by floating liens and debts to the registrants in the form of positive aspects and privileges. This will inevitably reap us massive earnings beyond our wildest expectations and leave each and every American a contributor to this fraud, which we will call “Social Insurance coverage.” With out realizing it, every American will unknowingly be our servant, however begrudgingly. The men and women will turn out to be helpless and devoid of any hope for their redemption and we will employ the high workplace (presidency) of our dummy corporation (USA) to foment this plot against America.”
~Colonel Edward Mandell House

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Answer by RAY G
As you say, it’s supposed to come “From the private papers of Woodrow Wilson”.

Frankly, the whole “supervillain reveals each and every detail of cunning plan” flavour, along with the “dog ate my homework” origin and its look only on unreliable internet sites and in two extremely polemical books http://books.google.com/books?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=%22every%20American%20will%20be%20required%20to%20register%20their%20biological%20property%22&oe=UTF-eight&um=1&ie=UTF-eight&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wp , puts powerful doubt on its authenticity – unless a person can show us a major supply.

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Surgery At Home With MrSaturdayNight7 How To Remove A Mole When You Don’t Have Insurance

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE & COMMENT!!! This is a video of me removing a mole that has been growing on my lower back since I was 14. I’m 24 now. The vision of cutting this mole off came to me in the shower. And the rest is history. MOLE!!! MOLE!!! MOLE!!!! The pain was pretty Stellar. BUT I SAVED $1200!!! Smoke On That HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

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